1. [x] You have choked on water before.
2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.
3. [x] You have walked into a door.
4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
5. [x] You have walked into a wall.
6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs.[.......]
7. [] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.
8. [x] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.
9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
10. [x] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.
11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.
12. [] You sometimes don't understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.
14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
15. [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.
16. [x] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.
17. [x] You have played with fire.
18. [x] You've tripped over your own shoelace.
19. [x] You didn't even notice there wasn't a number 13 in this quiz
20. [x] You just checked to see if there wasn't a number 13

So how retarded are you??

0% - 0/20 x's
5% - 1/20 x's
10% - 2/20 x's
15% - 3/20 x's
20% - 4/20 x's
25% - 5/20 x's
30% - 6/20 x's
35% - 7/20 x's
40% - 8/20 x's
45% - 9/20 x's
50% - 10/20 x's
55% - 11/20 x's
60% - 12/20 x's
65% - 13/20 x's
70% - 14/20 x's
75% - 15/20 x's
80% - 16/20 x's
85% - 17/20 x's
90% - 18/20 x's
95% - 19/20 x's
100% - 20/20 x's

85% Retarded .______. My test scores tell me otherwise....